Dec 27 an oxymoron day. Crazy but sober

Dec 27 It’s a fabulous oxymoron of a day.

The Serious grounded CAPRICORN sun sextiles Mars in PISCES

We will be feeling grounded but full of empathy. Mars in Pisces turns the most hardened mountain into a gigantic puddle of sympathetic emotions. You will want to give to a charity or practice some very intentional, not necessarily random act of kindness. 

It’s a crazy but sober day. A “hand in my pocket day.” See lyrics below. 

The hot hoofed SAGITTARIUS Moon trines URANUS

that’s the wild and crazy chaotic aspect seeking the open road, adventure, and freedom. 

Saggy Moon sextiles Jupiter in LIBRA in the afternoon

for a good measure of humor bring on the laughs to connect with people. Reminds me of comedian Steve Martin singing his King Tut song. 

King Tut (King Tut)
Now when he was a young man,
He never thought he’d see
People stand in line to see the boy king. (King Tut) How’d you get so funky?
(Funky Tut) Did you do the monkey? Born in Arizona, Moved to Babylonia (King Tut). (King Tut) Now, if I’d known They’d line up just to see you, I’d trade in all my money And bought me a museum. (King Tut) Buried with a donkey (Funky Tut) He’s my favorite honky! Born in Arizona, Moved to Babylonia (King Tut)
Dancin’ by the Nile, (Disco Tut) The ladies love his style, (Waltzing Tut)
Rockin’ for a mile (Rockin’ Tut)He ate a crocodile. He gave his life for tourism.  Golden idol! He’s an Egyptian They’re sellin’ you. Now, when I die, Don’t think I’m a nut, Don’t want no fancy funeral, Just one like ole king Tut. (king Tut) He coulda won a Grammy, Buried in his jammies, Born in Arizona, moved to Babylonia, He was born in Arizona, lived in a condo made of stone-a, King Tut.

Moon conjuncts SATURN in SAGITTARIUS  41 minutes after the Moon-Uranus aspect

This is the stone cold sober part. Saturn is the Tax Man, the patriarchal, old boys club senior CEO. This is the ice cold water in your face. This is where the cowboy busts that wild stallion. It’s the sad part in Spirit. 

 

 

 

Moon squares Chiron in PISCES

healing humor?

Moon sextiles VENUS in AQUARIUS

nice for meeting and connecting with unusual, quirky, females of the “out there”, hi-tech, spacey  babes. 

That was 3 sextiles in one day. A conjunction, a square, a trine. Almost the full gamut. 

 

 

Here’s my take on this oxymoron day.

Hand In My Pocket by Alanis Morisette

I’m broke but I’m happy
I’m poor but I’m kind
I’m short but I’m healthy, yeah
I’m high but I’m grounded
I’m sane but I’m overwhelmed
I’m lost but I’m hopeful baby

What it all comes down to
Is that everything’s gonna be fine fine fine
I’ve got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is giving a high five

I feel drunk but I’m sober
I’m young and I’m underpaid
I’m tired but I’m working, yeah
I care but I’m restless
I’m here but I’m really gone
I’m wrong and I’m sorry baby

What it all comes down to
Is that everything’s gonna be quite alright
I’ve got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is flicking a cigarette

What it all comes down to
Is that I haven’t got it all figured out just yet
I’ve got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is giving the peace sign

I’m free but I’m focused
I’m green but I’m wise
I’m shy but I’m friendly baby
I’m sad but I’m laughing
I’m brave but I’m chicken shit
I’m sick but I’m pretty baby

And what it all boils down to
Is that no one’s really got it figured out just yet
I’ve got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is playing the piano

What it all comes down to my friends
Is that everything’s just fine fine fine
I’ve got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is hailing a taxicab…

hope you have a good one.

All writing is by Tara Greene unless otherwise indicated.

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