Kim Kardashian sexy big Asstrology by Tara Greene

Kim Kardashian’s  A$$TROLOGY REVEALED November 12

Kim Kardashian gives new meaning to the ASStrology term ASSpects.

For the next few days, the two sexiest planets- Mars & Venus are screwing around in totally different directions creating some historical firsts.

Mars in Capricorn exactly square to URANUS in ARIES 

Mars = MEN, sex drive, violence, aggression, passion. In Capricorn=history, big business, architects, building.

In Square to Uranus= the Internet, weird, hi tech, inventions, revolutionary.  In Aries = new, spontaneous, ground breaking  action, sex,adventures and directives.

2nd BIG ASPECT

VENUS conjunct Saturn in Scorpio with SUN nearby . Venus= women, money, values,beauty, sex, erotic, relationships, luxury.  Saturn= limits, obstacles, testing, time, history, careers,worldly power.  In Scorpio=secrets, sex, ruthless manipulations, research, rebirth. Sun = brought to light.

Guess which ASTROLOGY sign rules the BOOTY?

KIM K.  born with her LIBRA SUN at the 29th degree of the sign of BEAUTY, luxury, relationships.

She has PLUTO the sign of the PLUTOCRATS, power, control, sex, ruthlessness, conjunct her  SUN. This is big power, big money.

Kim also has the FORBIDDEN DARK GODDESS LILITH conjunct her LIBRA SUN. She is enacting Lilith as sex Goddess and temptress.

LIBRA rules the BOOTY don’t you know?  I know you thought it was URANUS.But that’s a planet, which rules the sign of Aquarius which rules the INTERNET.

The cover says Break the Internet.

Kim happens to have MERCURY- her communications planet  conjunct to URANUS- O.K. take it literally

 in SCORPIO- sign of sex, power, manipulation in square to her natal North node in LEO- where else?

Her highest spiritual goal is to be THE SEX QUEEN- ROYALTY, the goddess, worshipped, drama, big hearted, in her 8th house of “other people’s money- which she is good at attracting by the millions.

Her south NODE is in AQUARIUS, ruled by that planet- her anus, in her 2nd house or Resources, the body- and communicating, breaking boundaries, revolutionary. That indicates her past lives, and storyline.  

Nov. 12 whats happening in Kim’s chart?

SUN is exactly on Kim’s MERCURY at 19 degrees SCORPIO

VENUS- bEAUTY,  is at 23 degrees SCORPIO on her natal URANUS-  It’s impossible to avoid like her butt.

SATURN -planet of karma,is at 25 degrees Scorpio conjunct to her natal URANUS, 

You can’t make this stuff up folks!

JUPITER the planet of BIG, GRANDE, over the top, or bottom is in LEO connected to Kim’s NORTH NODE.Well I guess this is Kim’s highest spiritual goal. To be the biggest richest fattest, most vain, ass Queen of the world.

O.K. is all I can say.   What do you think?

Nicki Minaj, a Sagittarius Girl, but also famous for her BIG BOOTY has her PLUTO- her money maker guess where?

28 degrees of LIBRA- exactly on Kim’s SUN. 

Who makes this stuff up I ask you?

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I IKE BIG BUTTS – Sir Mix-A-Lot 

ANACONDA- Nicki Minaj  

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Out of the Firestorm, Where’s the beef Astrology Tara Greene

Hot enough for you?  This past week’s culminating of Aries energy, as the SUN inched ever closer to the very last 29 critical degree of ARIES with Mars on April 17, 18 19

we Witnessed the carnage of the past week caused by overheated ARIES reckless actions-

The Boston bombings,West Texas explosion APril 17, a powerful earthquake in Iran, MIT shootings, the crash of gold markets even.

It was a horrific, sad, intense, irritating, hectic, teeth gnashing, exhausting, shocking week to say the least.

Its been very tense in our house. You and yours?

I’m  frigging exhausted!!! Its like we’ve been in a vortex of FIRE. I dreamed about a new car called the VORTEX- TM Tara Greene.

Moon enters LEO Apr 18- 20 MORE FIRE to the fire 

Thursday LEO the Drama QUEEN squares Venus in Taurus 

-“Where’s my diamond ring? make more money, look more lavish”… the Queen yells.

A quincunxy day with emotions all a kilter with Neptunian energy – rules oil gas, indicated by the Explosion in Texas.

Also fantasies illusions and dreams all over the place, the stock market?

Later in the day much spiritually romantic connectivity as VENUS in Taurus SeXtiles Neptune in Pisces. The day ends will a lovely Leo Moon TRINE Mercury in Aries.

 

Friday April 19

LEO MOON TRINES MERCURY and URANUS

so look forward to unexpected insights about the Boston Bombings

and your own personal inspirations. bUT they must be from the heart.

In between Leo Moon squares SATURN – power struggles – ego dark clashes in high places

Most of the day is more QUINCUNX-Y stuff

Leo MOON and Pluto in Capricorn= no comprende + Chiron in Pisces- no capish the Fish

 

MERCURY in ARIES quincunx Saturn in Scorpio 8 degrees 

You will definitely be on the carpet for any secrets coffee or you know what,spilled, look before you leapt kind of activities. whoops.

 

so Where’s the beef? 

whether its conspiracy theories, the stock market crash, whose saying what? its coming right up

 

SUN ENTERS TAURUS – YAY April 19  6:03  pm EDT  

 

As sun enters TAURUS we get grounded, finally. Taurus is sensual, the body,  tools,resources. Food, music, love, flirting, romance, flowers, fine wine, art. WE ALL LOVE THAT

The BULL MARKET? Bulls are still worshipped in India today, it is a very ancient practice around the world. Except in Spain. In Crete the Priestess women practiced bull jumping. The earliest known art, dating back 30,000 years is that of Bulls in the Caves of Lascaux,France and identified with the Constellation of TAURUS and the 7 stars of the PLEIADES.

 

 

30,000 year old cave paintings of Bull and Pleiades Stars

 

 as we enter the month of Taurus we need to work with our voices, sounding, singing, awakening our power.

The word/vibration sound is healing , the body the reed, the instrument. 

 

Many famous singers and Musicians are  Taurus

Bono of U2, Cher, Stevie Wonder, Janet Jackson, Barbara Streisand, Duke Ellington, Bing Crosby, Ella Fitzgerald, Roy Orbison, Bing Crosbie, Iggy Pop, Billy Joel, David Byrne, Enya, Kelly Clarkson, Adele, Chris Brown, Willie Nelson and Pete Townshend of the Who,James Brown, Glen Campbell, Brien ENO, Joey Ramone, Enrique Iglesius

Charlie Mingus, Liberace, and classical composers Brahms and Tchaikovsky and Irving Berlin. 

 

That’s a lot of talent- plus many handsome and beautiful Movie STARS-

George Clooney, Uma Thurman, David Beckham, Robert Pattinson, Megan Fox, Penelope Cruz, Cate Blanchet,Pierce Brosnan,Rene Zellwegger, Kirsten Dunst, Michelle Pfeiffer, Channing Tatum. 

 

GET EMBODIED get down to earth. VENUS IS Already in her home sign and relaxing, eating chocolates and soaking up the beauty.

 

Issues around money, getting strong, rooted, practical;walking your talk, loving your physical incarnation are all on the menu.

 

After ARIEs inspiration comes Taurus perspiration. 

 

April 20 

Mercury conjunct Uranus in the wee hours. Be awake in your dreams and listen to higher consciousness and brilliant insights at 9 degrees ARIES.

 

Where is that point in your chart? That’s where you need to revolt, molt, think outside the box, see the big picture.

It’s like the image of the STAR in the Tarot #17  AQUARIUS energy

For me its in my 5th house conjunct my Jupiter, that means creative projects that need my  love.

 

MARS ENTERS TAURUS APRIL 20 – May 31

Yes action is now down to earth. ahh we’re all bloody exhausted.  Do slooowwww down. 

 

Moon enters VIRGO too

Now there’s 4 heavenly bodies in EARTH plus the SOUTH NODE.

 

VIRGO PERFECTIONIST organized Moon TRINES MARS AND the SUN so a great day to get those taxes done,and put on some great music and hum and snap your fingers through it too!

 

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