FAST RELIEF is 5 days away. Your best laid intentions gone nowhere? Your sex life bombed? Didn’t get the raise?
Been having a harder time sticking with your diet? Conquering an addiction or life just feels like my 14-year-old daughter says.
” IT SUCKS TO BE YOU.”
seem’s like you’re an upended turtle that nada is moving forward?
BLAME IT ON JUPITER’s RETROGRADE motion since Oct 5, 2012 that’s why. Just like Mercury Retrograde, Jupiter does that nasty too.
It’s hard to get ahead when Jupiter/ THOR is Retrograde.
THOR in Viking mythology is a personification of Jupiter, aka Zeus, throwing lightning bolts to the Greeks.
THOR, the BIG hammer guy, is popping up as a cultural hero again. SUPER HERO for our age
Jupiter is MR. BIG, ruler of sign Sagittarius and Pisces traditionally. Jupiter rules OPTIMISM. Good humour, luck, abundance,honesty
Have things been more serious while Jupiter is Retro in your life? Has your sex life bombed?
What do Retro Gods do? Hang out in God caves, lounge with their sport buddies, tell big jokes and smoke big cigars, bowl,carouse,
RETROGRADE JUPITER holds back all the actions Jupiter rules- such as
Jupiter rules the LIVER, the largest organ in the body, therefore de-toxing,
arteries, pelvis, thighs, a euphemism for sex,cholesterol, gout, weight problems,cataracts, intoxication. sports, publishing, higher law, education, philosophy, travel, adventure, generosity, fertility, animals, gotta have it all, spirituality, religion, compassion, bliss,creativity, the arts.
Lawyers are Jupiter ruled, they are supposed to be honest; athletes, philanthropists, Santa Claus is a Jupiter type figure.
Didn’t get that expected raise lately?
Did you have a lean Xmas?
All you hard to hold down Sagittarius and floaty Pisceans are frothing at the bit for THOR to get Thundering again.
Check out where the damage has been in your natal chart- where are Sagittarius and PISCES in your natal chart. Houses? aspects?
You can go to ASTRODIENST – http://www.astrodienst.com a very reliable free European site.
Jupiter in Gemini is weak as he is in the opposite sign of the one he ruled. THOR WEAK?
Jupiter turns DIRECT Jan 30 @ 3:37 am PST/ 6:37 am EST at 6 degrees 19 minutes of the TWINS
If you are SAGITTARIAN, a PISCES or a GEMINI you should feel THOR’s hammer start to rock with Thunder
and sparks of lightning beginning to fly!
It will take until April 25 for Jupiter to pass 16 degrees 25 minutes of Gemini where it left off last Oct.
So use the forward Jupiter action to work in the shadow period with full plans to BIRTH your new projects on that date and after in April.
Writers, artists, collective spiritual work, imagers, photographers, publishers,teachers the re-writing of laws are all in the agenda NOW.
Your usually optimistic bouncing ball, buoyant humored self will be back soon…
JUPITER WILL BE SWIMMING IN YOUR POOL SOON CANCER’s
CANCER peeps it will be your BEST YEAR in 12, when Jupiter enters the MOST FEMININE motherly nurturing sign on JUNE 26.
more bout that later.
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I am a Sagittarius + Moon + Mercury there at the Galactic Center. My North Node is in Pisces so Jupiter rules a lot of my stuff.
I am totally honest, and my role is to be a spiritual guide, teacher and traveller.
I can’t wait to hammer the road ahead out.
JUPITER SONGLIST – do you like it? Got anything to add?
1. HEY JUPITER by TORI AMOS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FK_qRHoEkJU
2. IF I HAD A HAMMER – Peter PAul & MAry 1963 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBUPr8oDRL8
3. DROPS OF JUPITER by Train 1998 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Xf-Lesrkuc
4. JUPITER by Starlighter https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsSd58CiGQs
5. JUPITER- by Earth Wind and Fire https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7J99LtTjds
6. JUPITER PLANETARIUM by Sufjan Stevens, Bryce Dessner, Nico Muhly- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-kiFfHkwkg
7. JUPITER by Jewel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnRmSpbs-D8
8. JUPITER’S V28 HRS Solfeggio and and Binaural beats
9. JUPITER and BEYOND the INFINITE from 2001 a Space Odyssey https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Imbxqv_5TJU
10. THUNDER ON THE MOUNTAIN by BOB DYLAN 2006 – ALicia Keys?
11. JUPITER LOVE by Trey Songz -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4b0DMoPLIys
12. Oh I by JUPITER https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4b0DMoPLIys
13. JUPITER by Katy McAllister Ft. Shannon McAllister – Jupiter (Original Song) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9lv4X35XUo
14. JUPITER by Free the ROBOTS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zq7chp71sRo